I always think of that TV Funhouse Christmas episode when this stupid holiday rolls around. It's the one where the Anipals perform a spinal tap on Doug the Host to draw out his Christmas Cheer... which they proceed to freebase and the go out caroling in Times Square.
If only Christmas was really like that.
Instead it consists of sitting around at my parents like a miserable convict stuck in a cell. (MC Chris is a bird, Debbie. You can't cage a bird.)
Totality
2 weeks ago
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