"Blank stare."
"The worlds largest middle finger."
"Consisting of eggs and yogurt."
"Don't be afraid to dig around in there like a badger in a trash can."
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7 comments:
So I didn't get to use any of them today but on the flipside, I did get to use a Mitch Headberg joke.
She asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.
Did you say it!?!? Did you actually say it!!?!??!?
And regardless, what was the reaction?
Another phrase to have used, "I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth!.... Though I... I guess I HAVE come down to where you work. So, uh..."
I'm a big fan of working into job interviews two phrases:
He wasn't the boss of me and do you have a policy against coworkers sleeping together in the office?
I did in fact say, "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me that question." I then have to explain that it was a joke. She thought it was funny.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Nice. How did the interview go, BTW?
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